Monday 22 October 2012

Fingering Felons: Mr Pride

Dr Jekyll & Mr Pride are actually two men in one body.
But not in a fun way.
Of all the events that attract legions of gay and lesbian fans, the Pride festival, whether in San Francisco, London, Rio - wherever it's held - is a notorious hunting ground for a felon Bash Helmet has fingered more than once.

Experienced Helmeteers are always on the look out for the notorious Dr Jekyll & Mr Pride.

Jekyll first appeared in the 1970s, a scientist firmly in the closet who developed a fluid to release the gay man deep inside him. He drank his 'queerum' instead of injecting it as he hated the feel of a prick going into him (ironically, something he'd love once he'd changed).
In London Mr Pride not only enjoyed the
changing of the guard. He also joined the Beefeaters.

The queerum transformed the meek Jekyll into the moustachioed Mr Pride.

Now cool, confident and cocksure, Mr Pride quickly turned to the dark side of man.

So be alert as Mr Pride is not easy to spot.

Look for these clues: dressed outrageously, dancing like a madman and flirting with every guy there ... he definitely blends in completely with the crowd.

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